Gamer Willing to Sell Ligaments and Family Members to Black Market for PS5

BURLINGTON, VA – With the release of the PlayStation 5 around the corner, many gamers are willing to do anything to get their hands on one sooner than later, with one Burlington gamer reportedly willing to sell their ligaments and family members for one.

The report comes after Eli Nelson, 19, wasn’t able to put his pre-order in fast enough to get a PlayStation 5 before the pre-orders closed. With the worry he might not be able to get his hands on a PlayStation 5 until next year, Nelson is feeling desperate.

“As much as I love my family, I will sell them in a heartbeat if it meant someone will give me a PS5 to play. I can’t wait a few extra months and am willing to trade my family and both of my legs to the black market in exchange for a PS5,” said Nelson.