LOS ANGELES – The future of humanity isn’t looking good as climate change, inflation, low wages, social unrest, and the gates of capitalistic hell continue to unleash.
Thankfully, the one bright side of the future is knowing that someday, that fucker Elon Musk will be dead. Whether it happens within a couple of years or 50 years, it’ll be a time to celebrate as one of the many pieces of trash billionaires are dead.
“No one should wish death upon anyone. However, it gives me a great sense of joy knowing that I may witness Musk dying before I die. Even if I die before him, just knowing he’ll be gone is lit,” said zoomer Jex Tex.