PORTLAND, OR – Local frisbee golfer, Joe Shoe, is reportedly confused about what the point of playing a game no one cares about is with frisbee golf.
Frisbee golf, more commonly referred to as disc golf, is a flying disc sport in which players throw a disc at a target and is played using rules similar to golf.
“I’m not really sure why I get so into this game. No one gives a fuck about it, and it’s the worst thing to ever brag about. Who cares that I’m halfway decent at this stupid game?” said Shoe.