DETROIT, MI – Ford revealed it’s brand new 2021 F-150 truck on Thursday calling it their biggest and best design yet, while being strictly meant for men looking to compensate their physical endowment.
“We really went to work this year to try and create a newly designed truck that really caters to men out there who are trying to compensate for what is lacking,” said CEO Jim Hackett, adding how trucks were originally designed to compensate for something in the first place.
“We are fully aware that our number one consumer is short, obnoxious, and not physically gifted men who don’t actually need a pickup truck for anything, so we made it our biggest truck yet.”
The features that come standard in the new compensation package are a booster seat on the driver’s seat, an extra loud exhaust system, a Caution! I Break For Honkers bumper sticker, added pick up bed space, an extra loud horn, a rubber ball-sack hanging from the back bumper, camouflage window tint, and ten American flags.