Ford Pickup Trucks to Add Test That’ll Ensure Every Driver is a Douchebag Before Buying a Truck

 Ford Pickup Trucks to Add Test That’ll Ensure Every Driver is a Douchebag Before Buying a Truck

DEARBORN, MI – To help guarantee every one of their drivers remains a douchebag, Ford Motor Company is adding a test that’ll ensure every driver is a douchebag before they’re allowed to purchase a truck. The test will be referred to as the You Have to be a Dick to Own a Truck Test


“We’re very excited to continue the guarantee that every Ford Pickup Truck owner will be a douchebag. We believe in carrying on the tradition that if you own a truck, you are nothing but a big piece of shit to everyone around you,” said Ford Motor Company CEO Jim Farley.


“If you own a truck, you have to tailgate and honk at people even if you don’t have to. That’s the point of owning a truck. We don’t want nice people owning trucks, only absolute pieces of garbage.”

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