‘Forcing Us to Wear a Mask is Like Slavery’ Says Stupid Old White Guy Who Has Never Suffered a Day in His Life and Has Absolutely No Notion of What Slavery Actually Entailed
An anti-mask protestor holds up a sign in front of the Ohio Statehouse during a right-wing protest “Stand For America Against Terrorists and Tyrants” at State Capitol on July 18, 2020 in Columbus, Ohio. – Protestors descended on Columbus, Ohio for a planned anti-mask rally in response to local laws requiring people to wear a mask in many Ohio cities. (Photo by Jeff Dean / AFP) (Photo by JEFF DEAN/AFP via Getty Images)
ALLENTOWN, PA – Local old white guy who hates change, Donnie Doorskin, reportedly hates Pennysylvania’s mandatory mask mandate so much that he likens it to slavery.
“How dare the government try to force me to wear a mask or get vaccinated. They can’t tell me what to do. I’m a citizen of this country and forcing me to wear a mask is like slavery,” said Doorskin.
Reporters told Doorskin that a mask mandate is a minimum effort for trying to save people’s lives. When asked if he ever has struggled a day in his life, Doorskin told reporters that he worked hard to earn everything he’s gotten, thus missing the reporter’s point completely and proving that he has absolutely no clue what the fuck he’s talking about.
