ALLENTOWN, PA – Local old white guy who hates change, Donnie Doorskin, reportedly hates Pennysylvania’s mandatory mask mandate so much that he likens it to slavery.
“How dare the government try to force me to wear a mask or get vaccinated. They can’t tell me what to do. I’m a citizen of this country and forcing me to wear a mask is like slavery,” said Doorskin.
Reporters told Doorskin that a mask mandate is a minimum effort for trying to save people’s lives. When asked if he ever has struggled a day in his life, Doorskin told reporters that he worked hard to earn everything he’s gotten, thus missing the reporter’s point completely and proving that he has absolutely no clue what the fuck he’s talking about.