Florida Expected to Join Texas With Infecting Its Entire Population With COVID-19 For No Fucking Reason

FLORIDA – After the Governor of Texas Greg Abbott lifted all COVID-19 restrictions for the state, the Governor of Florida Ron DeSantis is expected to follow suit in an effort to infect the two state’s entire population with COVID-19 for no fucking reason.

“I have no idea why this moron from Texas lifted all restrictions. All he had to do was wait a few more months until everyone is fully vaccinated. Instead, this brain-dead idiot is going kill thousands of Texans,” said Florida Doctor Jay Well.

“I hope to follow the effort of Governor Abbott and I’m not really sure why. All I know is that he’s a Republican and if one Republican does it, then I’m going to follow the pack,” said Governor DeSantis.