Finger Lakes Trip Goes Terribly Wrong After Realizing Lake Isn’t Filled With Fingers

CAYUGA, NY – A Finger Lakes trip reportedly went terribly wrong after husband Tony Blast, 39, realized the lakes weren’t filled with fingers, despite their name.

“I was extremely excited to see the five finger lakes with my babe, but I was disappointed. These lakes aren’t filled with fingers. Why do they have that name when they’re not filled with any fingers?” said Blast.

The Finger Lakes are a group of eleven long, narrow, roughly north-south lakes in an area called the Finger Lakes region in New York, in the United States.