Father Upset Son is Homicidal Maniac But Looks Forward to Being Featured On Documentary

MIAMI, FL – A local Florida father is reportedly upset his son is a homicidal maniac but looks forward to the day his son is caught, causing him to be featured on a documentary about his son’s murders.

“It’s obviously a tragedy that little Jimmy keeps killing people, but as soon as he’s caught, I can’t wait to be in the news about it. It’ll be my time to shine and get some exposure to the world,” said Jim Bob Sr.

“Everybody dreams of the day they’re on television and even though this will be because of my son’s crimes, it’s still a start to something.”