Father Buys 8-Year-Old Son a Vape so They Can ‘Rip Fat-Clouds’ Together While Enjoying the Holiday Spirit

TUCSON, AZ – With Christmas right around the corner, many Americans are getting into the holiday spirit, as one local father reportedly purchased a vape for his son, so the two of them can ‘rip flat-clouds’ together while enjoying the holiday spirit.

“I figured since he just turned eight the other day, that nows the time for us to rip some fat-clouds together and enjoy life. I know the law is technically 18 or something, but 8 is close enough,” said local father Will Ells. 

“Rather than worry about him discovering the sick vape clouds you can make from someone else, I figured it’s better for him to learn about it from me. After all, I am his old man and am here to show him the good shit.”