‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
UTICA, NY – After promising to spend the second wave of COVID-19 together in quarantine as a family, a local Utica family is reporting their quarantining has been going well since they chained their father in their basement as a result of his excessive use of knock-knock jokes.
“I couldn’t take it anymore and had to act on an impulse. I usually don’t mind him, but he wouldn’t shut-up with these dumb jokes. Something had to be done so we locked him in the basement for good,” said Daughter Chelsea Scott.
“I know why they’re mad at me, but I was just trying to add a bit of excitement to this boring life. We’re all quarantining together so we might as well tell some jokes! They haven’t fed me in a few days, I’m starting to get hungry,” said Father Tom Scott.