Family Can’t Wait to Buy New House At a Decent Price After the U.S. Economy Totally Collapses

STOCKTON, CA – Wondering when they’ll be able to afford a decent house in the expensive state of California, the Tellington family is thrilled about the current collapse of the U.S. economy and how it’ll lower housing prices for them.

The report comes after a record-breaking depression is expected to hit the U.S. economy amid the COVID-19 outbreak and various other factors.

“We’re so excited this is happening to the world right now. As sad as it is, at least we’ll be able to buy the home of our dreams,” said the father of the family, Louis Tellington.

“At this rate, if we can hold out and guess when this is at its worse, we’re going to cash in and look for the best house on the market. I’m fortunately enough a writer and my wife is a nurse, so this hasn’t affected us too bad financially.”

The Tellington family is reportedly very excited about the current reality and hopes for it to only get worse.