Facebook Announces Name Change to Meta ‘We Promise to Be Even Shittier and Do Way More Shady Stuff’

MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced this week that Facebook will be changing its company name to Meta. 

“We are very excited for this next step in our company. I’d like to reassure everyone though that we will not only continue to be a shitty company, we plan on expanding our shittyness tenfold over the next few years. We want Meta to be a home for every cretin and scumbag on this planet,” said the robot Zuckerberg.

Extremely stupid reasons were given by the robot for the name change that no one really gives a fuck about, but Zuckerberg did mention that he hopes Meta will continue to influence elections all across the world.