End of Times Looking Pretty Decent Right Now
WASHINGTON – With more Americans feeling hopeless about the future, the end of times is looking pretty decent right now, with most Americans in agreement.
“There is nothing better than the great empire of the United States finally failing. Basically, the end of times is looking pretty decent right and that sounds great,” said Laura Ends.
“Whether it’s my shit job, not having healthcare, the rising cost of living, or wealth inequality, there is no future in this shit hole place.”