Easter Still Remains Dumbest Holiday Of Year

USA – A local study from a group of U.S. Scientists confirmed Easter, a Christian festival and cultural holiday commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead, is still the dumbest holiday of the year.

“I think we can all agree that Easter is the dumbest shit there is. Though there are some weirdos who love it, I don’t understand why unless you’re a kid or hella religious,” said Lead Scientist Jack Bry.

“What’s to love about Easter? There’s supposed to be a bunny and a bunch of candy. Who gives a fuck about either? Candy is overrated and there’s nothing to like about a creepy bunny.”