WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump made a bold new announcement today saying if he is re-elected as President, he will force all Native Americans to leave America and go back to India.
“These Indians sit around here in their cushy money-making casinos and avoid paying taxes. They are taking jobs away from real Americans, and it’s time they are sent packing. I’m ready to make America even greater again,” said Trump while golfing during the ongoing pandemic.
When told that these people are Native Americans and aren’t from India, Trump denied everything.
“You’re looking at a Native American right here. I was born in this great country, and it is absolutely tremendous.”
When asked if he ever took basic second-grade history, Trump went on to claim that he was indeed in second grade, and it was absolutely fantastic.
Trump surged three points in the polls after this big announcement was made.