Depressed Gamer Decides to Make Life Worse By Getting Into Fortnite For the First Time

 Depressed Gamer Decides to Make Life Worse By Getting Into Fortnite For the First Time

PORTLAND, OR – A local depressed gamer has reportedly decided to make his life even worse by getting into the once-trendy video game Fortnite for the first time.


Evan Den, 19, told reporters he sees no bright spot in his future as his grades are mediocre, has no plans for the future, and doesn’t know what to do to make himself feel better.


“Life is so shitty so I might as well make it even shittier by playing this stupid fucking game,” said Den while chugging a glass of water.

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