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SAN ANTONIO, TX-After sitting around in his misery questioning reality mourning the death of his wife and two children, local man Dale Jeans is feeling a bit better knowing he has a blueberry muffin to comfort him.
The report comes after Jeans contracted COVID-19 and exposed his entire family to the virus by mistake. Shortly after, Jeans’ wife Sherryl and two children Todd and Philip met their unfortunate end after falling very ill from the virus.
“I’m upset that my family is gone and the country is falling apart, but at least I have my blueberry muffin at home to look forward to. Whatever the world throws at me, muffins always cheer me up,” said Jeans while sighing after every sentence.
With the country coming to terms with an ongoing pandemic and depression, many have made a sense of normalcy with the new reality. More specifically, Jeans feels completely fine despite losing his entire family to a virus that was out of his control.
“This sucks and all, but hey, I still have some muffins to munch on. Sure, my family is gone and I’m unsure what to do next, but I’ll figure it out. Plus, once my business goes bankrupt next month, I’ll have more free time to travel.”