Dad Saddened to Learn a Milkshake Doesn’t Count as a Smoothie

BURLINGTON, VT – After beginning his morning routine with a milkshake, a local Burlington Dad is deeply saddened after discovering a milkshake doesn’t count as a smoothie, nor has the same health benefits.

“I always heard from people that eating a smoothie a day is a great way to boost your immune system and get some essential nutrients and vitamins. I’m really sad a milkshake doesn’t count since it tastes so good,” said local Burlington dad Larry Montie.

“From my perspective, anything you throw in the blender should count as a smoothie since it’s being blended up. Whatever, I don’t know what I’m going to do next, I can’t stand eating fruit and vegetables.”