Dad Excited for City Curfew to End so He Can Show Off His Hot New Van

 Dad Excited for City Curfew to End so He Can Show Off His Hot New Van

Minneapolis, MN – Local dad Larry Michaels is excited for the Minneapolis curfew to end, so he can show off his hot new van.


Michaels reportedly bought the van a month ago and hasn’t been able to show any of his closest friends or relatives his latest purchase because of the COVID-19 quarantine and now, the city curfew.


“There’s nothing I love more than vans and this is my third one in four years. I understand what’s going on in the world, but I wish it could stop so I can show off my new toy a bit,” said Michaels while eating a hotdog with extra mustard and relish.


Since late May, the curfew has been enacted in response to the George Floyd riots, which trickled out a nationwide response for police reform.


“As soon as this curfew ends, I’m going to drive around town and throw a little party to show off my van. Most of my friends and I work during the day, so the night is the only option for us to look at our latest gadgets, but that got taken away from us with this city curfew.”

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