Dad Enters Deep Depression After Discovering Knock-Knock Jokes Are Dead

Akron, OH-Unable to control his depression after learning something he loved was gone, Mark Steps, the 47-year-old local baker came to this state of denial after discovering that knock-knock jokes are no longer funny. 

“I haven’t heard my husband speak nor move from his room since last week,” said Step’s wife Susan Steps.

Mrs. Steps went on to explain that her husband always had a very poor and cheesy taste of humor since telling knock-knock jokes as a kid. 

“He’s been taking it really hard ever since an everyday customer at the bakery told him that knock-knock jokes aren’t funny nor popular anymore.” 

Mrs. Steps plans on closing the bakery for her husband until he can fully recover from the reality of knock-knock jokes.