Cult Leader Who Worships Aliens While Eating Cheese Puffs Starting to Make More Sense As Time Goes On

 Cult Leader Who Worships Aliens While Eating Cheese Puffs Starting to Make More Sense As Time Goes On

UNKNOWN – A local cult leader who worships aliens while eating cheese puffs is starting to make more sense to people as time goes on and life becomes more and more meaningless.


“Yeah, I just look for aliens with my cult and eat cheese puffs. It’s pretty great,” said cult Leader Wingo Warry while licking his fingers dry of cheeto dust.


“I was an office worker my entire life and one day I said fuck it, I’ll go hang out with this guy in the woods who worships aliens and eats tasty snacks. It’s better than being bored,” said Warry follower Jonathan James.

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