Coworkers Plan to Kick Ronald’s Ass if He Tries Telling Them About His Shitty Vacation When He Gets Back
SANTA FE, NM – Local coworkers Phil, Bobby, and Dan are sick and tired of hearing about their other coworker Ronald’s boring ass weekends and nights all the time, highlighting how they don’t give a fuck.
“It’s just torture. We try to ignore him when he comes in but then he comes over and basically baits us into asking about his weekend and then doesn’t shut the fuck up about it,” said Phil.
“Just sit at your desk and do your work. We aren’t your friends and we all don’t give a fuck about your sad boring life. We all agreed if he tries to tell us about his boring ass vacation to Omaha when he gets back next week, that we are just gonna band together and kick his ass right then and there.”
Phil told reporters that he and his coworkers may have to resort to more extreme measures if the ass kicking doesn’t work to shut Ronald up, such as looking up methods to properly remove a tongue.
