COVID-19 Surprisingly Still a Reality Despite Year Switching to 2021, Even Though Todd Said It’d Go Away By New Year

 COVID-19 Surprisingly Still a Reality Despite Year Switching to 2021, Even Though Todd Said It’d Go Away By New Year

HARRISBURG, PA – As the year 2020 is no longer a reality, COVID-19 is surprisingly still around, despite one local Harrisburg man, Todd, who promised it’d go away as soon as the year changed.


“I don’t know what to tell you guys. I thought rona’ would go away as soon as the year flipped, but instead, it’s still here. My crystals must’ve not been aligned right or I’m just a fucking idiot,” said Todd.


“I’m pissed with Todd. He promised covid would be over with by the new year, so I booked a two-week vacation the day after New Years’. Well, turns out covid is still here so now I have to cancel this shit. Thanks Todd!” said Todd’s friend Stacey.

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