Couple Excited For New Kitchen Remodel So They Can Continue To Eat Frozen Microwave Meals

ALBANY, NY – Local couple Antony and Mary Ann Corlanti are very excited for the complete remodel of their kitchen to be finished in the coming weeks even though they haven’t made a homemade meal in over 30 years.

“It’s been a long time coming but we are very excited about our new kitchen. We are gonna have a state-of-the-art oven, stove, and microwave and I can’t wait to eat tater tots and frozen dinners from our new kitchen when it’s done. They are gonna taste so good,” said Antony.

When reporters pushed Antony’s wife Mary Ann on what the point of putting all that money into a new kitchen is, if they aren’t even going to use any of the appliances, Mary Ann declared that isn’t true at all since they’ll be getting heavy use out of the microwave, which is an appliance.