Couple Assures Friends and Family Fighting and Wanting to Kill One Another is Perfectly Healthy

PHILADELPHIA, PA – A Philadelphia couple reportedly assured their friends and family that their constant fighting and wanting to kill one another is perfectly normal.

The couple, Jane and Larry, get into fights every day, threaten each other with violence, and have come close to killing one another, all of which they say demonstrates how much they love another.

“Sure, Jane has made me want to jump off a bridge a few times, but she means well. We have some really god awful days, but every other day is pretty okay, and that’s what I live for,” said Larry.

“Larry has the worst teeth in existence and drinks every day, but he has a big heart. Is he overly sensitive about everything? Of course he is, but when he’s not being a whiner, everything is okay,” said Jane.