TRENTON, NJ – Local man Ken Sassitude doesn’t believe in God and thinks religion, in general, is a joke. Sassitude told reporters there is no proof for any existence of a God, claiming that religion is a horrible cult for brainwashed individuals.
Although many look at Sassitude as a wise Reddit Atheist, Sassitude conversely and strangely believes adamantly that ghosts are real despite there being no proof, going against his claims for religion.
“Believing in a god in this shitty world is just so stupid but ghosts are definitely real. They are everywhere in most houses and cemeteries. Sure I’ve never seen one but the proof is everywhere,” said Sassitude.
When reporters tried telling Sassitude that there is no proof of ghosts in the world just like there is no proof for a God existing, Sassitude told reporters that there is proof for ghosts existing in his house, claiming the proof to be strange noises and a book that fell off a shelf in his room once.