College Student Thrilled to Graduate so They Have the Opportunity to Be Unemployed in this Failing Economy

 College Student Thrilled to Graduate so They Have the Opportunity to Be Unemployed in this Failing Economy

SYRACUSE, NY – With graduation right around the corner for many college students, a local Syracuse student is reportedly thrilled to graduate so they have the opportunity to be unemployed in this failing economy.


“I can’t wait to graduate and apply for jobs, only for them to reject me because no one is hiring right now. Basically, I’m really excited to try and get a job, only to be let down and go broke,” said college student Stacy Shellz.


“Not to mention when my student loan payments kick in after six months go by, that’ll be even better. Who doesn’t want to spend over $400 a month? That’ll be even more fun to experience.”

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