College Student Can’t Wait to Get Degree and Enter a True Shit Cycle of Life

ST. LOUIS, MO – Local Washington University in St. Louis student Joe Exon, 20, is reportedly excited to graduate in a couple of years so he can enter the actual shit cycle of life.

“Nothing is better than being done with school and entering the shit cycle we call life. I’m going to wither away, and it’s going to be a blast,” said Exon.

Exon’s future is uncertain, highlighting one of many college students whose entire future is meaningless because of how genuinely shitty life is.