College Student Buys Philosophy Books to Impress Roommate Despite Only Ever Reading ‘Captain Underpants’ Before

 College Student Buys Philosophy Books to Impress Roommate Despite Only Ever Reading ‘Captain Underpants’ Before

ERIE, PA – While enjoying the winter break at Gannon University, a local college student reportedly bought philosophy books to impress his roommate, even though he hasn’t read a book since reading Captain Underpants in 4th grade.


“Yeah, I haven’t read in a long time, but I figured some philosophy books would go a long way in showing people how smart I am. I’m never going to read them, but the idea of hanging them on my shelf while I zoom my roommate is great,” said college student Connor Smithson.


“Hopefully, he doesn’t ask me any questions or stuff, otherwise I’ll panic and make up a bunch of stuff. Oh well, I guess we’ll see what happens and if it’ll go well or not, but who knows. Fingers crossed!”

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