College Graduate Looking Forward to Pursue Dreams While the World Ends Around Her

NEW YORK – After recently graduating from Columbia University, a local college graduate is reportedly looking forward to pursue her dreams while the world as we know it continues to get worst and ends around her.

“With the recent coup attempt, I have a feeling this country is going to meet its demise sooner than later. The only positive of this is maybe there will be some more job openings so I can pay off these dumb loans,” said college graduate Tina Sanchesto.

“People are scared and shit, but I don’t care anymore. I’m finally done with school so it’s time to get this bread. If the world ends around me, oh well. At least I tried to do what I wanted to do. Fuck it.”