Cleveland Browns to Use Madden 21 to Call All Plays This Season

CLEVELAND, OH – New Cleveland Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski made a stunning announcement today that he has fired both his newly hired offensive and defensive coordinators and instead will be using the game Madden 21 to call all offensive and defensive plays this year.

“I know this is my first year as coach, but the Browns have sucked ass for decades now so I figure why not try something different that’s never been done before. Besides, I won the Super Bowl 5 years in a row on Madden 21’s franchise mode so I know this will work,” said Stefanski.

Browns players are up in arms over this drastic change as they head into yet another season with turmoil and uncertainty.