CDC Announces New COVID-19 Guidelines: ‘Kissing Homies in the Mouth is Totally Cool If Vaccinated’

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is now advising that masks aren’t necessary in most indoor spaces, declaring kissing homies in the mouth is totally cool if vaccinated.

“Kissing homies in the mouth is totally cool if you’re vaccinated. As long as you take the proper precaution with getting vaccinated, you can go up and kiss your best friend without any worry,” said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky.

Many are excited about the news, claiming they can’t wait to see all of their homies, give them a big smooch, and celebrate.