WASHINGTON – Multiple Republican senators are sponsoring a new bill that would require newborn babies to acquire their health insurance instead of going on their parent’s health insurance. “It’s ridiculous how many kids sit around on their parents’ insurance. What Obama did to extend the right for kids to stay on their parent’s insurance until […]Read More
NEW YORK CITY – Former Secretary of State Colin Powell died this week from COVID-19 complications at the age of 84 after a lengthy battle with cancer. Powell was vaccinated but still died of Covid because of his old age and severely weakened immune system from cancer. Despite Powell’s obvious weakened immune system causing his […]Read More
DEARBORN, MI – To help guarantee every one of their drivers remains a douchebag, Ford Motor Company is adding a test that’ll ensure every driver is a douchebag before they’re allowed to purchase a truck. The test will be referred to as the You Have to be a Dick to Own a Truck Test. “We’re […]Read More
