BATAVIA, NY – Diane Susanballski told reporters she is sick and tired of Governor Cuomo, demanding his resignation immediately after the number of sexual harassment and assault allegations that have come out about him. While reporters agree with Susanballski that Cuomo should resign, they have a problem with Diane and many other Republicans like her […]Read More
OMAHA, NE – Sally Gargoyle is a very pious and spiritual woman who attends church regularly and loves to spend time in nature with what she calls god’s bounty. “God is just so great and you can see his miracles every day in nature. I just love hiking and going out in nature as much […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Arizona Republican Representative Andy Biggs recently introduced legislation that would ban any entity from creating vaccine passports, claiming that mandating vaccines is a slippery slope to actually caring about people instead of lobbyists. “If we force people to get vaccinated, this virus will go away which will show we’ll actually care about people. […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Mitch McConnell and the rest of his scum Republican cohorts are livid with giant corporations that they gave tax cuts too like Coca-Cola and Delta, speaking out against the racist voting restriction laws that have recently been signed into law in Georgia. “How dare these corporations criticize the new voting laws in Georgia. […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Hillary Clinton’s Podcast, You and Me Both with Hillary Clinton, is reportedly being removed from iHeartRadio and all podcast providers after it was discovered 100% of listeners jumped off a bridge while listening to it. The report comes after a string of former politicians announced they began podcasts, many wondering who the hell […]Read More
Washington – A local report has come out highlighting that one thing you can never say about Republicans is that they aren’t unified, even if it’s unification over sheer hypocritical stupidity. Ever since Biden became President, all Republicans, from politicians to just your run-of-the-mill hicks, have denounced and bashed every single thing that President Biden […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Elected GOP officials all across the board are in an uproar over President Biden’s proposed 2 trillion-dollar infrastructure bill. The GOP claims the U.S. can’t add that money to the national debt total, even though they do it every fucking time they are in charge by jacking up military spending. Another big sticking […]Read More
ORLANDO, FL – Spoiled millionaire douchebag Republican Matt Gaetz has come under fire this week after it was revealed that the Justice Department is investigating him for potentially having sex with a 17-year-old girl while also paying her to travel with him. Despite the grave revelation, Gaetz held a press conference today in his gerrymandered […]Read More
WASHINGTON – As more countries call for global unity to help defeat the coronavirus pandemic, President Biden recently announced that he promises to give Syria a discounted price on COVID-19 vaccines after he’s done bombing them. “Many have been calling for national unity regarding this pandemic, and we should all work together through this. That’s […]Read More
LOS ANGELES – American singer, rapper, and songwriter Lil Nas X has recently released a new single, Montero, a track that has gathered much acclaim for celebrating being gay and no longer having to hide in shame for being who you are. As expected, conservatives are reportedly very upset about the video, since whenever a […]Read More
