AMERICA – As Republicans get all horned up with the expectation of Roe v. Wade being overturned by the Supreme Court, many Republicans won’t even allow exceptions for abortion when the woman was assaulted or for incest. “Those incest babies deserve to be born and suffer and live terrible lives just like any other baby. […]Read More
AMERICA – As Republican-controlled states prepare to institute even stricter anti-abortion laws after the Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade as expected, many republicans have some increasingly stupid reasons why they think abortion should be outlawed. “Once we outlaw abortion, there will no longer be an abortion ever performed in my state again. Then Jesus […]Read More
AMERICA – After a report came out that the shitty Supreme Court seems poised to overturn Roe v. Wade, many Americans acted surprised that they would do that, when it isn’t a surprise at all. “I’m so amazed. I asked Brett Kavanaugh right to his face if he would overturn Roe v. Wade, and he […]Read More
WASHINGTON – With news breaking of a draft opinion about potentially overturning Roe v. Wade, Democrats are tweeting an endless slew of information wishing they could do something. “I just wish there was something I could do. Though I am President and hold the highest amount of power in the nation, there isn’t anything I […]Read More
USA – Here we are at sad carrot news with another round of Republicans and politicians being pieces of shit, this time revolving around cancel culture, something republicans claim they are against but are for if it benefits them. If a Republican lawmaker or supporter is accused of assault or indecency by dozens of women, […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Shortly before being euthanized, the capital fox released a statement explaining that he got rabies from biting Marjorie Taylor Greene. “I saw that psycho walking by and I just couldn’t resist biting her in the leg but little did I know that she had rabies and that’s how I got it. I know […]Read More
AMERICA – Pandering Hypocrisy was on full display this week as elected Republican officials all across the country decided to join the made-up fight and claim they’re for protecting women’s rights against transgender athletes, whatever that means. This hypocrisy sticks out even worse as the same elected officials want to take away a woman’s right […]Read More
NEW YORK CITY – Fox News announced that Fox and Friends, a morning show about three rich pieces of shit’s racist viewpoints on things they know nothing about, will officially change its name to Grifters and Friends in the coming weeks. “We here at Fox News believe in having no integrity and no shame when […]Read More
DULUTH, MN – Local man Ted Torso doesn’t follow local or national news so he doesn’t know or understand what’s going on in Ukraine, other than it’s a war, but he does know one thing, he hates Joe Biden. “Worst President we’ve ever had. He’s like raising gas prices and doing lots of bad liberal […]Read More
LOS ANGELES – A local Los Angeles man is wondering if Russia’s war with Ukraine will have an effect on his haircut this upcoming Thursday. “I get wars are bad and stuff, but I hope it doesn’t influence my haircut plans Thursday. I need to get my hair trimmed every few weeks and I can’t […]Read More
