YELLOWSTONE, WY – As 2020 begins to dwindle to an end, many Americans are feeling out of hope with the recent 2020 election debates, no government stimulus in sight, and countless other dreadful realities plaguing the country. As a result, many Americans are seemingly agreeing that the Yellowstone Caldera Eruption is very preferable compared to […]Read More
BOISE, ID – Nothing is more infuriating than having a long pointless day with a random occurrence of going on Facebook to randomly stumble upon some random person sharing their bowling score. No one should be proud of sharing a bowling score, why does it matter? This opinion comes after a local Boise petition is […]Read More
With the abundance of hot weather upon us, it makes it more of a dejected reality with every sighting of a person who wears a beanie while it’s hot out. Yes, it’s indeed true that beanies make you look ‘cool’, but these scums that walk the earth while wearing a beanie in hot weather defeat […]Read More
EARTH – After walking through the neighborhood and hearing a dejected conversation between two friends discuss their love for kombucha, I stopped in my tracks. What kind of wasteful breed of humans could claim their love for such a purely disgusting drink? They’ll claim it’s for health benefits, but you can’t even drink more than […]Read More
BUFFALO, NY – What’s the matter with people and their infatuation with Target, it’s essentially a slightly better Walmart. Target is a replication of materialism at it’s worse. It’s a smaller Walmart with red paint to make it seem ideal for people to shop in. Not to mention the horrendously appalling fast food served near […]Read More
SAN DIEGO, CA – The latest personal opinion poll states that anyone who lists if they’re a vegan in their twitter bio should be executed immediately. The poll comes after a surplus of people complained about others who won’t stop talking about their diet or something else that’s entirely useless and has no point in […]Read More
PHOENIX, AZ – A new study released by the University of Phoenix has revealed that 99.7% of homo-sapiens hate family reunions. The study polled a total of 100 thousand people, in all age groups, across the United States. The study began after Doctor Jason Givens almost died after eating awful food from his elderly family […]Read More
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