HARTFORD, CT – Local woman Jordan Hacks recently decided that she wanted to cancel her gym membership after her fiancé built a home gym in their basement. Little did Hacks know how complicated the process would be. “I checked online first and couldn’t find anything, so I called, and they said I had to come […]Read More

PHOENIX, AZ – Local candy crush enthusiast Ann Sher, 31, has reportedly come to terms that Candy Crush, a free-to-play match-three puzzle video game, isn’t when you smash candy in real life. “When people were telling me to check out candy crush, I thought they meant to literally smash candy. I didn’t realize they were […]Read More

PITTSBURGH, PA – A local man snapped today and killed 17 people and injured dozens of others after getting fed up with elevator small talk with people he doesn’t even know every morning. “Every morning I get in the elevator with random people and they always have to comment on the weather or some other […]Read More

BOISE, ID – A local Boise man who has reportedly referred to himself as a farmer the last few years has to come to terms that he’s technically not a farmer, since he only farms in Minecraft and is a computer analyst in real life. “I get so immersed in Minecraft that I started telling […]Read More

TULSA, OK – Local neo-nazi Ted Horncheek was devastated this week after he learned about a recent DNA test that confirmed that Adolf Hitler didn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes. “I just couldn’t believe it at first. I just thought the black and white pictures and videos didn’t show his blonde hair or blue […]Read More

WASHINGTON – Local man, Jonathan Buck, 29, is reportedly confused about why he has no money even though he makes a decent living as an accountant. Local reports show Buck goes out every night, spending money on beer, liquor, and food, equating to $50 a night. Though Buck makes enough for his rent and other […]Read More

TAMPA BAY, FL – A local Tampa Bay man is experiencing a state of euphoria after having some gas station food that is surprisingly not bad. “There is nothing better than stumbling into a gas station and finding some food that is edible. I’ve been worried for a few days about my road trip around […]Read More

ALBANY, NY – Local house cat Sprinkles gets hairballs from time to time like any other car, but he likes to cough up those hairballs in hidden hard to get places on purpose to make his owners work for it.   “Sure they treat me well enough, give me food and treats, clean my litter […]Read More

ALBANY, NY – A local Albany man, Jerry Jar, 29, is reportedly confused if what he’s currently feeling is anxiety, death, or both, an issue that seemingly plagues a good percentage of the population. “I wasn’t feeling too hot today and had a hard time determining if it was death or something else. I suppose […]Read More