LOS ANGELES – With news that Lady Gaga is allegedly in early talks to star as Harley Quinn alongside Joaquin Phoenix in a sequel to 2019’s Joker as a musical, further speculation hints that it’ll be a direct sequel to 2016’s La La Land. Joker tells the story of a mentally troubled stand-up comedian embarking […]Read More
BOZEMAN, MT – Local man Todd Ferkmunky was pissed today after one of his favorite bands, Pearl Jam, announced a massive 64-date tour for later this year that wasn’t stopping in his small city in the middle of fucking nowhere Montana. “I’m so pissed off. Countless tours over the years and they never come to […]Read More
ORLANDO, FL – A new study from the University of Central Florida has confirmed that a Disney fanatic, a person who is able to shut out the rest of the world for Disney, is the worst person alive. “We know these fuckers around the globe and they are by far the worst people alive. I […]Read More
AMERICA – Musicians and music industry professionals all across America are in mourning today at the news that Ted Nugent hasn’t died yet and is still alive. Nugent, the massive piece of human filth and pedophile, is known for his extreme right-wing views and racist, islamophobic, and homophobic rhetoric. “I woke up this morning and […]Read More
LOS ANGELES – Local Marvel fanatic, Jerry Joe, 31, is reportedly shocked there’s a post-credit scene in the latest MCU film Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, even though there are post-credit scenes in every Marvel film. “I can’t believe there was a post-credit scene in this movie! I know they have them in […]Read More
LOS ANGELES – Self-proclaimed film buff, Todd Moor, 29, is reportedly saddened that you have to watch a lot of movies to be considered a film buff, not just physically buff like Moor is. “I was extremely stoked to learn about the phrase film buff and thought I’d fit the bill given my sweet bod. […]Read More
LOS ANGELES – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk, owner founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; early-stage investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI, has more money than the average person yet doesn’t have enough to buy a new personality. […]Read More
LOS ANGELES – The Oscars caused many to make pointless political points about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock after Rock made a joke about the appearance of Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, with one man upset he wasn’t smacked by Smith. “I have had a crush on Will Smith my entire life and being a […]Read More
BUFFALO, NY – Local movie buff Joe Johnny, 24, is reportedly excited to watch a film that no one cares about, claiming to watch the oddest and strangest films he can find instead of anything from the mainstream. When reporters asked Johnny why he views such odd films, Johnny declared he has a love for […]Read More
LONDON – Pink Floyd is one of the most influential rock bands in music history, with their renowned album The Dark Side of the Moon coming out 49 years ago today. As a way to celebrate the anniversary of the record, local Pink Floyd enthusiast Sharon Johnson, 34, is dropping an ungodly sum of acid. […]Read More
