BUMNFUK, AK – The Nipsmith family is so against abortion that they are also against the eating of eggs.
Since there are no abortion clinics around in their conservative state of Arkansas to protest at, the Nipsmith family spends their weekends protesting at chicken farms.
“The eating of eggs is the same thing as killing a human fetus. You are aborting a chicken’s life in order to eat them and that needs to stop! We have to give these chickens a choice instead of forcing abortion on them every day by taking their eggs,” said family patriarch Luther Nipsmith.
While interviewing Luther and his family at their home, we noticed that the family were being hypocrites as they were sitting down to a meal of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
When we asked Luther why they are eating chickens if they are against the eating of chicken eggs, he stated that that was totally different because the chickens they were eating were given the chance to be born and after that, it doesn’t matter what happens to them.
Indeed a story we’ve heard before. They only care about the baby before it’s born, and don’t care what happens to it after it’s born.