Candy Crush Enthusiast Realizes Candy Crush Isn’t When You Crush Candy in Real Life
PHOENIX, AZ – Local candy crush enthusiast Ann Sher, 31, has reportedly come to terms that Candy Crush, a free-to-play match-three puzzle video game, isn’t when you smash candy in real life.
“When people were telling me to check out candy crush, I thought they meant to literally smash candy. I didn’t realize they were referring to this game,” said Sher.
Sher told reporters she doesn’t know what to do with her life anymore, especially since she told everyone she knew how much she enjoyed candy crush.