Canada to Institute Purge Day Annually Starting in 2021
OTTAWA, QC – Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, announced a purge day will take place annually on July 1st starting in 2021. Formerly known as Canada Day, the day will entail all crime no matter how heinous or severe will be legal from 6 pm until 6 am the following day. “It worked in the movie, eh,” said Trudeau with a bright smirk.
Trudeau went on to claim if people know they are allowed to do any crime they want for twelve hours a year, then it’ll dramatically reduce the crime rate in the country. “Oh yea, you better believe I’ll be out having all sorts of dirty fun and doing things I can ever do any other day. You got to thin the herd every now and again ya know.” Trudeau continued to bask in excitement regarding the future purge.
