ALLEGANY STATE PARK, NY – After a fun night of activities and drinks, a camping experience went terribly wrong after no one knew how to play Wonderwall by Oasis on guitar.
The report comes after Dan Slee, 24, realized none of his friends knew how to play Wonderwall properly, despite all of them claiming they knew how to. Slee reportedly broke out in a fit of rage and immediately left the campsite.
“If you claim to know how to play a song as easy as Wonderwall, you better play it exact. Of course, none of these useless sacks knew how to play it,” said Slee, adding how he left his girlfriend there.
“I don’t get why he left here, it’s not a big deal. I understand how important it is to know how to play a song, but does anyone even like Oasis? Might just be me,” said Slee’s girlfriend, Stacey Adams.
The rest of the campfire attendees were reportedly split in half in agreement with Slee, while the others were confused about the situation.