Bowler Way Too Into the Sport Can’t Understand Why No One Likes Him

ALBANY, NY – Local bowler Steve Methe, 29, reportedly pursues his talent in bowling every day he can. Although Methe is only slightly above average compared to most bowlers, his love for the sport is unquestionable.

Methe is concerned with not having any friends, highlighting the notion that no one wants to be friends with someone who is way too fucking into bowling.

“Who the fuck would want to be friends with a bowler? Steve is an okay guy, but all he talks about is bowling. It’s like dude, we get it,” said local bartender Stacey Shel.