SEATTLE, WA – Bored with his mundane life, 36-year-old Bobby Flip has decided to quit his job and live off the land to start a new hobby of following footprints in the forest to see where they go for the rest of his life.
“It may sound boring to you but it’s still way more exciting than how the rest of my life was going. And who knows what I may find at the end of the footprints ya know,” said flip.
Flip will reportedly keep a notebook of all footprint paths he follows and will survive like a raccoon eating trash out of garbage cans and dumpsters.