WASHINGTON – After the recent states of Pennsylvania and Georgia turned Blue overnight, many are expecting former Vice President Joe Biden to win the presidency. If won, Biden has promised to shoot and torture Trump personally if he refuses to leave office.
The report comes after President Trump made comments about refusing to leave office, despite the obvious numbers that show he lost the election. If he refuses, the showing will be arguably the most hilarious moment in U.S. history as Biden’s administration beats, tortures, and shoots President Trump to concede the presidency.
“All of this is a bunch of malarkey and I look forward to bathing in the blood of Trump. I’m not sure how I’ll do it and if I’ll remember, but it should be fun to cut his head off and hang it on a flag pole outside the White House,” said Biden.