TUSCALOOSA, AL – Local dumbass old man Ronnie Larry Jethro Ronaldson Sr. reportedly hates President Joe Biden with every ounce of his being, while primarily hating President Biden’s two pet German Shepherds.
“He’s got them two damn German dogs as his pets. That just proves that he hates America and that he’s a socialist since Germany is a socialist country. He needs to get real American patriotic dogs as his pets,” said Ronaldson.
When we asked Ronaldson why he feels Germany is a socialist country, Ronaldson claims it’s because Germany has universal healthcare, claiming it to be bad and socialist.
When asked about the last time he’s been to a doctor, Ronaldson contradicted himself by saying that he hasn’t been to a doctor in over a decade since he’s been unemployed and can’t afford to go to the doctor with no health insurance. Many experts speculate that free socialist healthcare probably sounds pretty good right about now.