Biden Administration Promises Fast-Food Coupons Instead of $2000 in New Stimulus Bill

WASHINGTON – With many Americans patiently awaiting some sort of stimulus check from the government, the Biden administration recently announced a guarantee of fast-food coupons for Americans that are eligible instead of $2000 in a new stimulus bill.

The report comes as Democrats and Republicans have failed to bring another stimulus to citizens, causing many to wonder if Democrats lied about fighting Republicans for another stimulus in the first place.

“I promised Americans they’d get stimulus support, and now they’re going to. I’m going to sponsor a bill through the house that guarantees Americans who make more than $40,000 a year will receive a coupon book filled with discounts at fast-food restaurants,” said President Biden.

“I know people want money or something more meaningful, but these coupons can go a long way. Why do you need money when you can save some at Mcdonald’s for a few months? I expect some thank yous.”