‘Best We Can Do is a War With Russia’ Says U.S. Government After Citizens Ask For Material Help
WASHINGTON – With the news of more citizens demanding better material and socio-economic conditions from the U.S. Government, the Government responded by saying the best they can do is a war with Russia.
“We understand citizens are in poverty and need help right now, but none of that matters. What matters is we fill our war machine with more dollars baby,” said U.S. President Joe Biden.
While every sane human being acknowledges Vladimir Putin is a tyrant, many feel it’d be nice if the U.S. didn’t get involved in yet another war unless it absolutely has to. On the other hand, who cares, life sucks.