MYRTLE BEACH, SC – A local beach vacation for New Yorkers Macy and Todd Philips reportedly went terribly wrong after the couple realized there were other people on the beach.
“Whenever I think of a beach, I think of a movie scene where it’s people on a secluded beach hanging out. Boy was I wrong,” said Todd while crying profusely.
“I thought we’d have the beach to ourselves, but instead, there are people everywhere. I don’t know what to do anymore,” said Macy.