Atheist Contemplates Meaning of Life and Death After Wasting Hour of Life in Church for Wedding Ceremony
SPOKANE, WA – Local atheist Tony Buffington recently was forced into attending a wedding ceremony at a Church that lasted over an hour. Buffington’s harrowing experience with near-death from boredom has caused him to connect with the true meaning of life and death.
“It was absolutely excruciating. Over an hour of listening to this boring ass priest who thought he was funny drone on and on and listening to these people who are just like robots chanting things back to him and sitting, kneeling, standing over and over,” said Buffington.
“And to think people choose to waste their time every weekend to go to this horrible place that’s just filled with gold and other expensive shit. It really disgusted me and makes me want to do more for less fortunate people, more than the rich church does for sure. It really opens your eyes to the true meaning of life and death.”